the world is safe

after single-handedly saving iraq, sean penn decides to save new orleans (yes, singlehandedly also)

he was shown how to do it properly when he needed rescuing himself

somebody at the academy forgot to tell mr. penn that the golden statuette was for acting

personally, i don't know why the tree huggers, anti-nuke, anti-war, pro-lifers are worried when it's pretty clear to me that both sean penn and bono are going to save the world. [snrk]